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          雙簧《相親》

          2014-05-04 22:32 來源:未知
          演員:(兩人)
           
          道具:一把椅子
           
          正文:(甲為說話者,乙為表演者)
          (甲乙上臺,直接就為)
          甲:姑娘我名叫馬大哈,年輕貌美像朵花,身材體型不差啥,賽過英國的蘇珊大媽。去年前來相親未果,這次再戰必成功。歐耶!
          你說我就不明白了啊,我這花一樣的美貌,去年來相親雜就沒人看上我呢,雖說是狗尾巴花吧但是也是種花啊。自從去年相親沒有成功,我這一年是備受打擊啊。前些日子,本人不幸被人販子擄走,硬要把我賣到山區給人家當媳婦。哎呀,心想終于可以嫁出去了。不料那些人把我抓上車后看到我的長相后驚嚇壞了不說,說什么也要把我放了,非說我長得太難看,你們說我有嘛?當時我就在尋思,好不容易要嫁出去了,說什么也得把握住這次機會啊,于是我死也不下車。誰知道這幫人那,一咬牙一跺腳居然說了句:走,車咱不要了!(硬狠狠的語氣)
          乙:出來,出來
          甲:(從后面出來)怎么了
          乙:我有那么嚇人嘛,讓人販子把車都不要了
          甲:這不是比喻嘛,來來,沒事的,繼續昂。(說著又回到了椅子后面)
          ....................
          大綱
              上臺簡單直接進入位置開始雙簧的表演,開始馬大哈簡單的對上次相親的失敗經歷進行總結,再說明今天是有備而來,勢必要成功。中間有些故意的語誤,突出搞笑點,然后再對一年以來的電業局的業績簡單的總結,講明改革以及開展作風業績的突出,所以電業局里面人才輩出,一定要在電業局里找到自己的白馬王子。然后開始說相中現場的四位領導,(四位領導由表演者依情況而定),但是說了一圈都因為各種原因不合適,最后受挫不相親了,說不再喜歡男人,準備喜歡女人了,表演者突然感覺不對勁起來和后面的人對質,后面的人驚嚇直接下臺,結束。整個雙簧過程通過語誤,對領導的調侃以及加入些現實網絡流行語突出搞笑氣氛。
           

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