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          《九個謊》

          2014-05-04 21:59 來源:未知
          作者:鄢德明 
          甲:這不是小順子嗎?怎么在這里碰上你了? 
          乙:你才是“小孫子”呢!誰是小孫子啊? 
          甲:你小時候的小名不是叫“小順子”啊?! 
          乙:(若有所思地)啊,我想起來了,小時候,我爺爺還真給我起了這名。 
          甲:我沒叫錯吧“小順子”! 
          乙:怎么又叫起了這名了,我聽起來就別扭!別叫了,都幾十年沒叫了! 
          甲:(拍乙肩膀并緊握他的手)你說我們有多少年沒見面了? 
          乙:(打甲一拳頭并與其握手)是啊,俺可是穿“開檔褲”的好伙伴呢! 
          甲:哎呀,這些年你都干哈去了啊?前些年還經常在報紙電視上見到過你,怎么這幾年像“人間蒸發”似的,咋沒了人影了呢?我們還以為你“不見”了呢! 
          乙:誰“人間蒸發”了,我這不是活得好好的嗎? 
          甲:可這幾年我們咋就沒了你的一點音訊呢?我們還以為你出了車禍什么的意外了呢? 
          乙:你才出車禍了呢?你把我當成人家洪金寶了?活得好好的,干嘛咒別人死啊!你這人是不是太缺德啊,有毛病啊你? 
          甲:你誤會我們了!你是我們鄉里第一個考上大學的娃子,大伙都為你感到驕傲啊!我們這是在關注你呢!所以經常打聽你的消息。 
          乙:有你這樣“關注”的嗎?(若有所悟)我說怎么著,你一見面就叫我過去的小名,感情是你們盯上我了!是不是看我以前做點小生意,發了一點小財眼紅了? 
          甲:你又誤會了,現在我們農村不比以往了,改革開放都三十年了,我們農村發生了翻天覆地的變化。你走后幾十年,家鄉的變化太大了:家家戶戶早用上了自來水,農民的房子都由過去的茅草屋變成了樓房,生活水平有了一個飛躍的發展;不但路修好了,家鄉的糧食和棉花耕種全部都是機械化了,田里已經看不到人做事了;農村建立起規范完善的低保制度,將困難家庭全部納入最低生活保障,而那些無兒無女、60歲以上的“五保老人”全部進了鄉敬老院安享晚年,還可以交少量的錢享受到醫保待遇。(拍了拍自己)你看我,以前是一個外出務工農民,現在變成了一家民營企業的老
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