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          《我的未來不是夢》

          2014-05-04 22:01 來源:未知

           甲:我最近接到一個任務。

            乙:什么任務?

            甲:總導演,讓我在五一晚會上,表演個有關夢想生意的小品,還非要是原創的,你說我這個人吧,平時學習不突出,工作成績不突出,腰間盤突出;上課不發言,開會不發言,前列腺發言;我是燒菜會糊,做飯會糊,就是打麻將不胡,我哪會寫這樣的劇本呢?

            乙: 說的也是,這夢想生意啊,我到現在也沒搞懂,難道做夢也能做生意?

            甲:好在我最近聽了咱們系統年輕貌美的湖北妹子的分享,總算搞明白了個大概,要是你有興趣的話,我跟你說說?

            乙:好啊,我愿意洗耳恭聽。

            甲:我問你啊,在你了解的現實社會中,什么樣的老板,他既能掙到大錢,做的的又很輕松?

            乙:這個還真不知道,要是知道的話,我也成大老板了?

            甲:那麥當勞你知道么?

            乙:知道,前段時間在中央電視臺315晚會上給曝光了,說是食物的保質期沒有按照標準去做,我再也不會讓我兒子去吃麥當勞了。

            甲:麥當勞你可以不吃,但麥當勞的這種經營模式,咱們可以學習學習,你想啊,一個小小的麥當勞,經營的產品也不過10幾種,為什么會做到世界500強呢?

            乙:為什么呢?

            甲:就是麥當勞的生意模式比較好,你看啊,它就是通過連鎖加分銷的模式,把自己的生意做到了全國全世界。一家麥當勞一天的營業額不是很高,但是把所有全世界近3萬家的麥當勞加起來,一天的營業就相當可觀了。就說咱們中國,幾乎所有的城市都有麥當勞的分店,你說它能不掙錢么。

            乙:是很掙錢,不過話又說回來,麥當勞再掙錢,跟我有什么關系呢?我也沒那個實力加盟麥當勞。

            甲:呵呵,說的沒錯,咱們普通人是沒有那個實力加盟它的。不過呢,接下來我跟你介紹的生意模式,將與麥當勞有著異曲同工之妙。

            乙:是么,會有這樣的好事?

            甲:信不信由你,我反正是信了。

            乙:說來聽聽,可不要耍嘴皮子,哦。

            甲:我問你啊,平時你家日用品用完了,你到哪里去買啊?比如牙膏,洗發水,沐浴露什么的。

            乙:當然去超

            市了。

            甲:沒錯,問題是不管你在這家超市買多少東西,超市有沒有可能把其中的一部分利潤返還給你?

            乙:沒有,這個還真沒有,頂多搞些促銷,發些什么返還券,最終還是要在這家超市消費掉。

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