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          2014-05-04 22:02 來源:未知

           :我這個人睡覺好做夢。

            乙:這不奇怪,我只要睡上覺,準得做夢,就是迷糊個三五分鐘,也得做個小夢。

            甲:我這人做夢亂,一會兒東一會兒西的,做完了夢記不住。

            乙:我也是。這一晚上能做好多夢,就是一個也記不住,第二天早上想說給老婆聽聽,干嘎吧嘴說不上來。

            甲:就是啊。為這,老婆總側面鼓勵我。

            乙:咋說?

            甲:“你豬腦子啊,啥也記住?”

            乙:欠挨熊!

            甲:“明天半夜做夢醒了用紙記下來。”

            乙:多新鮮!

            甲:打那以后,每次半夜醒來,我都把做的夢簡要的記下來,幾個字就行,提個醒。早上起來看一下,就能想起個七大八。

            乙:看來你老婆跟我老婆不一樣。我老婆從來不關心我做不做夢,也不問我做了啥夢,我就是做夢娶一個媳婦,她也不會說啥,頂天也就是來一句:“你想找死呀你!”

            甲:哈哈,老虎一只,虎管嚴一個!

            乙:少說我吧你。你老婆每天早上讓你匯報,還不是擔心你“廊橋遺夢,夢想成真“?

            甲:玩笑而已,不可認真。

            乙:誰跟你認真了!唉我說,你真按你老婆說的,把夢都記下來了?

            甲:是啊。比如有一回做夢,說是下大雨發大水,水把樓房都淹了,人都跑山上去躲水。

            乙:水咋也不能上山不是。

            甲:也不知道過了多長時間,水撤了,大家就急匆匆下山。路過農貿市場的時候,賣東西的小販都跑光了,滿地散落的都是錢。

            乙:趕緊著撿那!

            甲:是啊,我就在那撿那,一邊撿一邊笑。笑著笑著笑醒了,醒了就不甘心,還想接著做那夢,還想接著撿那錢。

            乙:看來夢里夢外這錢都是好東西。

            甲:費死勁好容易睡著了吧,沒接著做那撿錢的夢。說是在一個很辟靜的山溝里,老遠就看到一個美女,一會兒煙一會兒兒雨,飄飄零零地就過來了。唉喲嘿,看的我眼都直了。

            乙:瞧你這德性,見著美女就邁不開步!

            甲:正想上前搭話,迎面來了一只大老虎

            ,張著血盆大口,先咬我的腦代,又咬我的兩手。嚇得我啊地一聲就醒了,坐起來看看身邊,老婆正瞪著倆眼看著我。

            乙:嚇死你!

            甲:第二天早起,老婆問:昨晚做啥夢了?

            乙:說吧?

            甲:“嘿嘿,沒記住。”

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